I do some of my best thinking in the shower. I also do other things.
No, I’m not talking about THAT. That’s a little too much TMI if you ask me. I’m talking about peeing.
Yes, I pee in the shower.
There, I said it. I kind of feel like I’m at a support group meeting for even admitting it. I mean, nice girls like me don’t do it in the shower, let alone write about it. My condition is so repressed that I can’t even write “it.” I have to refer to “it” as “it.”
But “it” gets a bad rap and I think that it’s time to give “it” the recognition it deserves. I am hereby convening a meeting of the “Pee is Totally Underrated Society.”
First up on the agenda: The Benefits of Pee
1. Madonna no longer has athletes foot and neither do I.
2. It’s sterile. Imagine if you were on a desert island or something.
3. Cures jelly fish stings. Try it.
4. If you have a whole bucket, you could put out a fire.
5. Softens leather right up. Why do you think Febreeze was invented?
6. Whitens teeth. Add a dollop of toothpaste for taste.
7. Allows you to mark your territory. Works for dogs, and we’re both mammals.
See what I mean? TOTALLY UNDERRATED.
Next week’s agenda: Cooking with Pee!
4 Comments
Wow! Whitens teeth…I hope you are only speculating and this isn’t something you have tried.
Jae Mac @ I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)
Who doesn’t pee in the shower? Seriously. If you say you don’t I don’t believe you.
Amen, Mommy Outside. Amen.
LOL I honestly don’t do it but I know it’s common. Something about it grosses me out so much. I think it’s more the idea that it can end up splashing and not all goes down the drain, then I have to clean it when I clean the shower. ughhhh just typing that made me literally gag for a moment. I’m a wee bit of a germaphobe and while I know it’s sterile when it comes out, after it sits it’s not anymore. ewww
I also HATE using showers that aren’t mine as I don’t know how clean they are. That all started when I was in university I think. The showers there were soooo nasty that I wouldn’t even stand in them, I would stand on the ledge and lean in. Yes, I was wearing shower shoes and I still wouldn’t stand in it. LOL Strange to say it but I guess I’m a weirdo because I don’t pee in the shower. haha!