I hope I’m not standing alone fighting off a Pinterest shit storm when I say I want all of the things.
Sure do! I want the shoes, that kitchen, the cute sweater and robot children who follow me with blind obedience and poop out contained pellets that can be planted to grow jelly bean bushes. I won’t apologize for this. I like to dress up, I appreciate a great living space, and I could always use more jelly beans.
I went to church the other weekend and I admired (creepily from afar) another mom’s cute sweater and blouse. I made a mental shopping list to acquire these items.