When I was three-years-old, my favourite movie was The Wizard of Oz. There was just one problem. I had no beef with the flying monkeys or the gnarled…
I’m slowly destroying a world that has done me no ill. Even though being the worst eco role model of all time ensures my daughter will legally change…
I suppose I could Google it, but I guarantee the idea of cloning was created by a Mom. “The person who at least 75 times a day wishes…
You know when you see acquaintances on Facebook posting pictures of grand family adventures, babies strapped snugly to Daddy’s chest as they watch sunsets in far-flung places? You…
After spring’s wet embrace, every year I get seduced by summer’s sweet promises: Longer days! Warm beaches! Instagram-ready sunsets! Pool days! Popsicles for dinner! And then I remember…
Ever since a human being came out of my vagina, I feel like a B movie actor. Cameras 1 & 2 capture me fumbling through my lines every…
I take my health for granted, which is why when I get sick, you want to avoid me like the *plague. (*Quits day job to go write for…
Like most women, I assumed the day I graduated high school, middle fingers held aloft, I was also leaving behind the swollen and painful memories of my adolescent…
Today I was this close to bursting into big ugly sobs on an empty public school playground. After carrying my 4-year-old from the car, once we crossed the…
If you ask me, there are just a handful of things that are “better” done outside. S’mores. Water balloon fights. Running. Picnics. If I spent 10 years adding…