I can’t believe I have to say these words, on the occasion of the unexpected loss of one of...
Category - Being Naughty
Why I Continue to Host Play Dates I Hate
I’m worried that my kids don’t have enough “down time” to make friends. I...
Multiple Orgasms For Everybody, Except Me
In a private Facebook group consisting of about 150 women, the following question was posed:...
#SexFail Confession
This post is a BluntMoms Rewind selection for 2014. Our writers love this post so much they want to...
Umm . . . Moms? Your kid is still here.
Moms, put away the black veil. There is no call for mourning every time your precious little one...
5 Annoying Phrases We Should Stop Using in Social Media Updates
For the next few minutes, I am going to permit myself to be the kind of annoying, nit-picky person...
Total Eclipse of Good Judgment
“Forever’s gonna start tonight!” And the hangover’s gonna start tomorrow. There’s a direct...
My Kid is Gambling at His Christian School
We’re not religious around here. When pressed, I say we’re spiritual. We believe in kindness and...
13 Thoughts On Buying Pants
This morning, last year’s dress pants and I decided we are going to see other people. It was...
I Hate My Great Sexlife
I never thought I’d say this, but I just had a remarkable evening of mind-blowing sex with my...
Sorry for Eating All Your Nuts (and other reasons to not invite me to your holiday party)
T’is the season to eat, drink, and be merry with everyone you have ever loved/met/waited in line...
Cookies
Husband: Hey hon, you wanna bake some cookies with me now that the kids are asleep? Me: Didn’t we...
My Kid Scoffed My Edible Underwear
If you are feeling like a shitty mom, allow me to make you feel better. No, really, this should be...
I Let It Go and It Sucked
Let’s just start off with the fact that I have control issues. I am not sure if it is genetic or...
Open Letter to the Perfect Mom at the Playground
Dear Perfect Mom at the playground: I don’t know how you do it but every time I see you at...