red bowYes. My family is perfect.

And yes, I am a perfect mother.

My children will sit patiently in front of the movies while I work busily away on my computer.

If they get a little feisty I can thrown them some cookies and it will settle them right down.

They go to bed early (8pm) and get up late (8am)

They can find food, if they need it.

They never tire of pizza. or macaroni. They will eat vegetables, if supplied.

I have said before that I have a modern and extraordinary parenting style.  I parent passively.

This is good – it means I create independent, self sufficient children and get all I want done each day.

Either that or I have an amazing ability at claiming ignorance!

 

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