5 Annoying Phrases We Should Stop Using in Social Media Updates

Kristen Mae
Written by Kristen Mae

For the next few minutes, I am going to permit myself to be the kind of annoying, nit-picky person that I usually keep in cuffs in the most secret part of my mind. (Because I don’t want everyone to hate me.)

A few phrases that are splattered wantonly across the internets—Facebook, I’m looking at YOU—irritate the crap out of me. If only one person had typed any of these word combos, it would have been quirky and unique. However, rampant overuse long ago bleached these expressions of their ironic appeal.

In the interest of full disclosure (and because I don’t want to be a hypocrite), I have to confess—oh my God this is so embarrassing—I have typed all of these phrases at least once. But, in my defense, as soon as I realized how overused they were, I stopped. As we all should.

1) “That is all.” It is ironic, but not the good kind of ironic, to extend a thought or sentence by saying “that is all.” “That is all” implies brevity. When a person says “that is all,” his statement or whatever he said has just been elongated. I’m pretty sure any time someone says “that is all,” a literature professor dies.

Annoying example: “You are the greatest person who ever walked the face of the earth. That is all.”

Better: “You are the greatest person who ever walked the face of the earth.” <<< THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE IMPACTFUL. Because it actually is “all.” You didn’t have to explain that what you just said was “all.” It just is. Now shut up about it already.

2) “Just sayin’.” Most people who say “just sayin’” are not “just sayin’.” They have what they perceive to be a mountain of inarguable evidence as to the rightness of their convictions behind their concise and well-thought-out argument. Their truth is obvious and YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR NOT “GETTING IT.”

Annoying example: “This whole ‘ice bucket challenge’ is nothing but a thinly-veiled ploy for bloggers and media people to drive more traffic to their sites. Just sayin’.”

Better: “I think this whole ‘ice bucket challenge’ is nothing but a thinly-veiled ploy for bloggers and media people to drive more traffic to their sites.” <<< See, you can still say what you think. But you have to say “I think” – because it’s your opinion. Remember? Like assholes? Everybody’s got one? Saying “just sayin’” does not negate everyone else’s opinion and suddenly make you right. Just sayin’. (Meheh, kidding.)

3) “No offense.” If you have to say “no offense,” then you are definitely about to say something offensive. And you’re an asshole. Offense intended.

Annoying example: “Your kid is annoying. No offense.”

Better: “….” (<<< in case you’re confused, watch Bambi and listen to what Thumper’s mom tells Thumper after he disses Bambi’s “I was literally JUST BORN, you asshole” baby fawn attempts at mobility.)

4) “Period.” This is even worse than “That is all.” Because this adorable little dot >>>  .  <<< is a period. You don’t actually have to write out the word “period.” *confused face*

Annoying example:Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the greatest show on television. Period.”

Better:Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the greatest show on television.” <<< You’re still wrong, but at least you didn’t make yourself look like an even bigger asshole by typing out the word “period” in addition to typing… an actual period.

5) “Just a thought.” Well obviously. Isn’t everything we say “just a thought?” Is there anything a person could ever say that wouldn’t be a thought?

Annoying example: “Hey husband, how about maybe doing what the GPS says instead of assuming that your brain is more powerful than all the Google satellites? Just a thought.” 

Better: Actually… never mind. The above example was perfectly reasonable in this instance. Everyone knows you should listen to the freakin’ GPS. But still, we ought to use “just a thought” as sparingly as possible, and only in instances where extreme sarcasm is deemed necessary, as in above. 

Now go forth, enlightened grasshoppers, and paint social media with your much-less-annoying words.

About the author

Kristen Mae

Kristen Mae

Kristen Mae is a novelist, freelancer, classical musician, and artist. Follow her on Abandoning Pretense, and check out her books, Beyond the Break and Red Water, available now at most online booksellers.

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  • HA! I have to laugh WITH you. These kinds of fashionable slang over-usages are part of the reason I hate Facebook so much. I mean, I LIKE it as a personal user, big fan of the groups, EVERYONE is there. But also? Everyone is there. “All the people” <– another one.
    These phrases are cute and funny to me for awhile, and soon enough wear out their welcome in my brain, being used and overused and overused until they loser their charm and make us want to scream.
    I do agree with your last example. When I get frustrated with my husband (oh, it happens both ways) and he ignores my sarcasm, I tend to end my suggestions with things like "…just thinking out loud." Why I think MORE sarcasm will help, I'm not sure. Part of my charm.
    Funny post!

  • Here’s my number one pet peeve: “That moment.” As in, “That moment when you realize you are wearing the same hat as a toddler.” Etc… That moment. That moment. It’s everywhere! I have NO DOUBT there will be a movie called “That Moment” in a year’s time in reference to this insanely overused phrase. It has replaced “Dear…” As in “Dear Autumn, hurry up, it is supposed to be cool and vibrant now.” (Except that one is okay because oh my god, Autumn, where are you? Someone really does need to write it a letter.)

    This is a fun list. Let’s have a sequel!

  • “You’re still wrong, but at least you didn’t make yourself look like an even bigger asshole by typing out the word ‘period’ in addition to typing… an actual period.” And now I have a big ol’ editorial crush on you. This was hilarious and spot on.

  • Yes, yes and YES! “Just sayin” drives me especially batty! I would like to add one if I could. Ending a post with “GO!” As in “Who has the best Thai food in town…GO!” As if nobody will comment unless you give them the gunshot and the “GO” at the comment starting line. SMH

  • Haha. I have to admit to doing some of these and also getting annoyed at their overuse. I’ll defend the “that is all” because I’ve found it’s necessary with some co-workers. Sometimes the actual “.” is apparently not enough and they think something’s missing if I don’t say Period, The End, That Is All, Folks!

  • I’d like to nominate “Full stop” as another phrase that should automatically trigger the de-activation of someone’s social media account.